Im Jake. Im 20. Woops I didn't do my homework again.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*backs up U-Haul into Olive Garden’s parking lot* i’m not leaving til this thing is FILLED with breadsticks

soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Attorney General Eric Holder spends the day in Ferguson.

"My man! You are the man."

For all the protesters out there:

pon-raul:

If you aren’t aware, cops love to destroy the phones of people who record them. 

So next time you’re in a situation where you are recording an officer and fear for the safety of your video evidence, try using the Bambuser app.

It uploads your video online to your Bambuser account while you record it. You can also stream the video live. This way your videos are saved online, safe from the hands of the uniformed pigs. 

ordeals:

snorlaxatives:

AMERICAN HORROR STORY FREAKSHOW TEASER I’M SCREAMING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqeQRGS53vA HERE IT IS FOR AUSTRALIANS WHO CAN’T ACCESS THAT ONE BECAUSE OF COUNTRY DAMN ASS RESTRICTIONS 

iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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pettyhurts:

which voice is rihanna’s?

psiioniic:

littlecrowofdoom:

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

Or I can just hate pop music because the majority of it stands for nothing but living your life in a moment with no worries or problems and denying reality. Plus there’s not enough guitars for me.

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  • girl in bed: yes...call me a slut
  • me internally: wtf?
  • me internally: ok stay calm
  • me internally: this is just a setup
  • me internally: she's just testing me
  • me internally: don't fucking do it
  • me: you slut
  • me internally: dammit
  • girl in bed: yes daddy im gonna cum
  • me internally: raw
  • me: raw