Im Jake. Im 20. Woops I didn't do my homework again.

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godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

mercuryjones:

Porn stars read mean tweets about themselves.

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kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

cyclopette:

lil piggy tippy toes…………

pastel-fag:

andy is me

suck-it-and-phuck-it:

cocaineteas:

Me @ family dinners…

Same

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.